We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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