no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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