he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
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I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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