All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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