could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
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