is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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