I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Randomize
