I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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