im having a threesome with these popsicles
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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