Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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