so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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