operation have a gay friend backfired
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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