I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Your penis caused this!
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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