Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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