Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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