absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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