i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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