yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
i drank out of a bidet.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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