she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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