oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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