Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Randomize
