3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
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