No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
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Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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