Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
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