handjob tips. give me some.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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