i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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