At least make sure they are 18
Why
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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