You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I forgot how hot balto sounded
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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