That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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