doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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