weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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