Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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