hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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