four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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