I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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