I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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