Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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