Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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