I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize