Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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