I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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