I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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