FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
