can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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