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trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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