please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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