Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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