i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
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