I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
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