u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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